X Ray Vision

I never understood the desire as a kid to have your pretend superhero power be X-Ray vision. I can only imagine that could have some serious side effects on a child. See the Innerds of someone and all. Yes, looking at the boobies would have been nice for a young man but it's not worth seeing through everything else. YUK!

I always thought that the ability to freeze and unfreeze time at a moments notice would be a fun one to have. Oh the havoc I could cause. Oh sure, I could use my powers for good. But I'm pretty sure I would end up tying peoples shoes together or taking their pants off and put them back on backwards, or switch them out with a friends so that when I unfreeze time, I would get to watch them try to wrap their heads around what just happened.

The only down fall I see to that is that I would still age while time is frozen because it's not frozen to me. So that means that for all the time I would spend frozen, I would be that much older when time unfroze. The ability to freeze time is not like the Wardrobe to Narnia, your age does not revert back once you unfreeze time. For my 40 th birthday I would actually be something closer to 60. And nobody likes a crabby 60/40 year old!